The Secrets To A More Satisfying Sex Life Are Just A Rub And
A Swallow Away. . . .
The final scene of "Leaving Las Vegas," a movie which just earned
Nicholas Cage an Academy Award, epitomized to me the awesome power
of sex between two soulmates. I don't know about you, but in my
busy, hassled, harried, pressured, and stressful life, my matings
typically don't produce that kind of fireworks. Assuming, of course,
I can find the energy to mate in the first place.
The American Psychiatric Association reports sexual dysfunction
is a growing problem in America today. As sex pervades the marketplace
in advertisements and movies, (Carmen Miranda got fired for not
wearing panties in a movie; 40 years later Sharon Stone got rich
and famous doing the same thing!), couples are having less and
less fun in the bedroom.
I find that terribly sad. I know I go to work with a smile on my
face when I've spent the morning in Shangri-La. In the past weeks
I've stumbled across two products that have taken my sex life to
a new level. I'm going to share my experiences with you. (Just
don't tell my mother.)
Before I tell you what they are, I'm going to explain how they
work. Your liver produces cholesterol, which becomes the basis
for the three human sex hormones. These hormones (the word comes
from Greek, meaning "to excite;" I've seen people spell it "whore
moans," however) are androgens for the male and estrogens and progestins
for the female. Men and women alike produce all three of these
steroidal hormones; gender and age, however, determine how much
the body produces of each.
It is testosterone, an androgen, that controls primarily controls
libido in both men and women. Men typically have 30 times more
testosterone than women. (Explains a lot of things, doesn't it,
Progesterone also enhances the libido, especially in females. Women
with too much copper don't make enough progesterone. Copper toxicity
is a growing health problem among American and European woman due
to our methods of birth control.
The new products --and the eating plan that goes with them -- are
designed to help your adrenal glands, and your testes/ovaries naturally
produce more of these two hormones. The results: greater sexual
desire, greater endurance, and, for males, faster recovery times.
The first product is called Great Sex In A Bottle. (A Hard Copy
reporter actually christened the white pills.) The chief component
of the pills is avena sativa or straw oats. You eat a refined version
of straw oats when you make oatmeal in the morning.
We owe the discovery of straw oats as an aphrodisiac to a Chinese
farmer named Lee Zhang. He was a grain farmer who had a passion
for koi, the large and colorful carp he grew in a pond. Zhang assigned
his young son the task of feeding the koi before going to school.
The child did so, feeding them from a bag stored in the barn.
When the bag was empty, the boy dutifully reported he needed more
fish food. The father was surprised, since he had purchased a large
bag. When he went to the barn, he discovered the boy had fed the
fish the wrong food. The bag of green oats was gone.
The father was worried about the fish, so he went to the pond,
assuming they were dead. He was shocked at what he saw. Hundreds
of new baby carp were swimming in the now crowded pool. Zhang realized
something about the green oats made the fish breed more aggressively.
The Chinese tried to recreate the mixture for humans. Eventually
word of this stuff got around in the medical community. Scientists
at the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality, a non-profit
research organization in San Francisco, conducted a six week, double
blind study using 40 subjects to determine if these "wild oats" actually
produced any sexual benefits.
Using urine as the testing agent, the researchers discovered the
subjects' testosterone levels increased an average of 105%! Men
suffering from impotence could now perform. Women, who previously
had no desire for sex, were now veritable vixens.
Great Sex in a Bottle was developed by a California physician who
actually helped me develop my infertility Web page,so he has credibility
with me. I have to admit after taking the product for just one
week, it's increased my endurance in all physical activities, not
just sex. Yesterday I added 10 more pounds to the weight stacks
and was surprised at how easy it was to do three sets.
The bottles -- there's a special formula for men as well as women
-- cost $35. You need to take one pill at breakfast and one at
dinner. Oh, there is another benefit. Every time you pull out the
bottle you become the center of attention. You get great service
in restaurants because the waiters are suddenly more attentive!
The second product is the wild yam cream,
which helps women produce more progesterone. You rub the cream
on the neck, breasts, stomach, buttocks and inner thighs. Sounds
fun to me, right guys?
P.S. If you buy a bottle, I want testimonials!!!